The Angry Black Parents are jamming to zydeco music in Long Beach while I am getting ready to go to a good friend’s wedding. I had a clothing crisis earlier—NOTHING FITS!!—and called up my friend who, anticipating my clothing crisis, had dresses in various sizes all picked out for me to try on. Went over to her house and had a chat with the bride: “Are you excited?” Her response: “Meh. I just want it over with.” I guess that’s what happens when you’ve already been living in sin with your husband-to-be for six years and are knocked up with his spawn.
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The three of us then chatted about the marvel that is spanx. (My one friend is wearing a “spanx scuba suit” as she eloquently put it.)
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